Yesterday I told you that I was on my mom's Sh*t List for not being nice to her back or our houseguest. Well, today I plead my case to get off of said list.
Here are the bullet points for those of you who don't speak Luluese:
1) Pulling = HELPING MOM STRETCH
2) Stealing toys = HELPING CLEAN UP THE LIVING ROOM, SINCE FENRIS PULLED OUT EVERY TOY
3) Blocking Fenris = PROTECTING MOM'S BACK FROM GIANT DOG
4) Barking = LETTING MOM KNOW I'VE GOT HER BACK
The jury is out. Wish me luck.